GOAT BOAT ©2026 John F. Sendelbach
[Intro ...a cappella – stacked, playful]
I found the bridge… I found the bridge…
There’s a goat in the hedge, yeah there’s a goat on the bridge…
Don’t rock the boat… don’t mock the goat…
[Verse 1]
Just let it go, move on, leave it in the past
Water under bridge, yeah, it’s movin’ way too fast
Don’t look back, don’t you dare take a peek
That’s how you get branded a narrative freak
Give it time, give it space, keep your timing polite
The weatherman says that the timing ain’t right
We’ll revisit it later, better sleep on it instead
While the memory hole is open and it’s gotta be fed
[Chorus]
Let it flow, water under the bridge
Let it go, keep it buried in the hedge
Don’t rock the boat, keep your mouth real tight
Don’t mock the goat, stay outta sight
Be the bigger person, yeah, forget and forgive
Gotta dump the data if you really wanna live
Don’t be so negative, you’re only hurting you
The system’s got a vibe—you’re messin’ with the view
Choose peace, choose silence, keep your record clean
While the boys in the basement wipe down the scene
You’re obsessive, you’re stuck, you’re losin’ the loop
Just a scratchin’ little record in institutional soup
They’ll nod when you’re talkin’, say they hear what you said
Then file you away with the already-dead
Context gets stripped, story cut to the bone
Truth walks in loud—walks back out alone
[Chorus]
Let it flow, water under the bridge
Let it go, keep it buried in the hedge
Don’t rock the boat, keep your mouth real tight
Don’t mock the goat, stay outta sight
[Instrumental Break Guitar solo]
[Bridge]
They say you need closure—you’re the problem now
Sky’s turnin’ black but they won’t say how
How many nights we gotta sleep in the hedge?
Boat’s takin’ water—there’s a goat on the bridge
Don’t rock it… don’t rock it…
Don’t mock it… don’t mock it…
keep it quiet… keep it hid…
[Chorus]
Let it flow, water under the bridge
Let it go, keep it buried in the hedge
Don’t rock the boat, keep your mouth real tight
Don’t mock the goat, stay outta sight
Be the bigger person—yeah, that’s what they say
While the current pulls the evidence away
Smile for the room, keep the whole thing afloat
Long as nobody listens to the goat
[Outro]
Don’t rock the boat — don’t rock it
Don’t mock the goat — don’t mock it
Don’t rock the boat — keep it quiet
Don’t mock the goat — bury it
Don’t rock the boat… don’t mock the goat…
Don’t rock the boat… don’t mock the goat…